Author: Michael

As if Oakland, Calif., could not fall deeper into the crapper, retired NFL running back and ‘useful idiot‘ Marshawn Lynch is considering running for the city’s mayoral seat.
How dare you be cruel toward the affable Marshawn Lynch!
Given that Lynch’s only contribution to public life has been running with a football, swearing on live television for laughs, and occasionally appearing with a blunt in his hand, it’s not unreasonable to predict that Lynch would be a terrible mayor. In fact, that might be putting it mildly.

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