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Well, he really cocked this up.
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Reports out of Italy indicate that Juan Bernabè is refusing to accept being fired by Lazio and has barricaded himself and his robotic penis inside. The Eagle-handler has reportedly been living at Formello, Lazio’s team facilities for the last 15 years, and has now locked himself inside an out-building, refusing to leave until the team accepts his apology for posting photos of his robodick online and reinstates him.
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The Rams’ run defense will have to be at its best to have any hopes in the Divisional Playoffs.
If you’re the Los Angeles Rams, this game has to be about stopping the run. Why? Because the last time the Eagles and Rams played, this happened:
And this:
…and this:
Poor Omar Speights, man. Couldn’t catch a break.
Rams’ DC Chris Shula comes from Buffalo, where the body composition of their defensive line is very similar to those in Los Angeles.
I can think of a ton of ways one could lose their job as the falconer for an Italian Serie A soccer club.
If you teach your bird to steal people’s wallets. Fired.
If you take your bird with you to the bar to impress women. Fired.
If you sell your bird to cover a gambling debt. Fired.
But if you gave me a million guesses as to how the Falconer for Italian club Lazio got fired, I’d never be able to get it and neither would you… unless your guess was “Did he post a photo of his prosthetic penis on the internet?”
In that case, you’d be right.
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This is just sad.
Nothing is sacred anymore. On December 24, Victor Wembanyama gave us one of the great jersey swaps of all time when a young fan holding a sign traded his tiny, youth-sized Wemby jersey for one about 40 sizes too big for him.
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It was an iconic moment. Adorable in every way. A literal giant of a basketball player standing next to a child who was just taller than his knee. Unfortunately, nothing is sacred, and now the jersey from the game is up for auction.
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LeBron James has admitted defeat!
The outspoken “King” has changed his tune after initially claiming that the NBA continues to reign supreme on Christmas Day.
Upon further review, and after the ratings showed that this year’s NFL Christmas Day broadcast obliterated the NBA, LeBron now admits that he was full of it to begin with, but claims that he “had to stand up for the NBA.