Rory McIlroy reacts after finishing the first round of the PGA Championship at Aronimink Golf Club on May 14, 2026 in Newtown, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images)Jamie Squire via Getty Images
NEWTOWN SQUARE, Pa. — Sometimes one word is all you need. Asked to describe his 4-over opening round at the PGA Championship, Rory McIlroy was succinct:
“S—t.”
Rhymes with hit, one letter off from spit. McIlroy could have left his press conference after that one word, but he stuck around for a few more questions and elaborated on his woeful round.