Author: Michael

Her three-cone time has to be insane
Every day I’m reminded that there are aliens who live among us.
Yes, when the government said that they have evidence of aliens, they really might’ve been onto something. However, it’s not your normal guesses as to who the aliens are (Patrick Mahomes isn’t an alien—maybe). Most of the time it’s just normal people who lead normal lives, who actually have extraterrestrial physical ability.
Like this lady here.

Lmao imagine the lady of your dreams doing this pic.twitter.

Texas coach Steve Sarkisian is not allowing the recent comments from Big 12 commissioner Brett Yormark to distract him from leading the program in the 2023 season.
Texas will join the SEC at the conclusion of the ’23 campaign and will play their Big 12 finale on Nov. 24 against Texas Tech. On Wednesday, Yormark made it known which team he will be rooting for when the two programs meet in the Battle For The Chancellor’s Spurs.

Catalent Inc is close to reaching a settlement with Elliott Investment Management that would lead to a shake-up of the U.S. contract drug manufacturer’s board of directors after its share price lost half of its value in the last year. The company is poised to agree to add four new directors proposed by Elliott to its board, which currently has 12 members, people familiar with the situation said on Monday. Spokespeople for Catalent and Elliott declined to comment.

Kody Kinsley, secretary of the state’s Department of Health and Human Services, said Medicaid expansion could again be delayed by several months.

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When composer Gustavo Santaolalla sits with a new script, the words on the page often trigger visual elements, allowing him to hear the musical journey as the story travels from scene to scene. It’s a trait that’s served “The Last of Us” composer well in creating the music for both the acclaimed video game and its Emmy-nominated HBO adaptation, including a nod for Santaolalla’s music.

Charles Barkley is no stranger to sharing his thoughts on players in today’s NBA environment.
The NBA on TNT analyst is known for criticizing some of the league’s biggest stars, as well as praising others who are playing at a high level and not bringing a myriad of excuses to the hardwood. 
Instead of listening to the Basketball Hall of Famer deliver one of his familiar rants about the league’s current stars, Paul George took a moment to impersonate Barkley complains about “soft” players.

John Herdman will say goodbye to the Canadian Men’s National Team as he takes over as the next head coach of Toronto FC.

Most NFL teams announced roster cuts on Monday as they look to get to their official 53-man rosters, which is always one of the toughest times of the year in the sport.
For Browns offensive lineman Michael Dunn, who was one of the cuts, his day was surely filled with mixed emotions as Monday was also his birthday.
Weirdly enough, the Browns posted a graphic on social media wishing Dunn a happy birthday, as the team does for all its players. But, then two hours later Dunn’s name was on the list of cut players. Talk about an untimely announcement.

Quarterback Kyler Murray is not ready to pass his physical much less play, so the Arizona Cardinals intend to keep him on the physically unable to perform list to start the season, a source confirmed Monday afternoon.
NFL Media was first to report the story.
That means Murray will miss the first four games of the season. At minimum.
He may miss more depending on the progress of his rehabilitation following surgery to repair the ACL in his right knee.
So the Cardinals, not exactly brimming with talent, are in trouble.