Photo by Jeff Bottari/Zuffa LLC
Zuck never chokes during a BJJ session.
As the 21st century’s greatest poet, dril once said:
“im not owned! im not owned!!”, i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
At this point Mark Zuckerberg has completed his metamorphosis and is in full cob mode. It was widely reported that Zuck took a nap during a Brazilian Ju Jitsu tournament in California last month, when he was choked out by an engineer from Uber.