Larry Bird doesn’t have shit on a current Celtic. No, I’m not talking about Jayson Tatum or Jaylen Brown. I’m typing away about a current Celtics ball boy who has All-Stars awestruck.
The man (or is it boy?) that has Boston buzzing is Octavio Cruz. And Cruz has the type of jets Larry Legend could only dream about. I’m talking the type of wheels that would instantly curl Bird’s ’80s porn stash if he were stationed nearby.
See for yourselves, courtesy of Wednesday evening’s Nets-Celtics game and a little floor sweat.
Turned on the jets pic.twitter.